Don't hate the baker. Hate the game.

I am so sorry you's guys! Really I am! I made quite a lot of blog-worthy foods, but alas, I vowed to stop taking those terrible webcam pics. I finally got my mocha-paws on a better camera and I have some things to show you.

German Chocolate Cake!!!!

Bite-sized bomb bagels

Yes. Yes. It is Friday once again and I hope that you did not miss me too much. If you did, you need to get some friends outside of the internet. This does not mean I love you any less; let's make that clear.
On this amazing, fall day I bring to you mini-bagels!

Pete+Suck+Rust= ???

I am eating this RIGHT NOW! You are soooo jealous.

PIZZA CRUST! That's right. I am going to share a bit of my amazing pizza making tips with you. Get ready to make an awesome pizza crust dough that I have made so many times that I don't have to measure anything. I realize I am bragging right now and sometimes that is OK; bake what your mama gave ya'!

Happy November!

Vaniller Puddin' Y'all!

Around 11:30 pm or so, I did what any normal person does and I went downstairs to cook something(s). I remembered that there was some souring milk, so I put that on simmer with some white vinegar and left it to curdle so I could make cheese while I made vanilla pudding. After straining the whey from the curds, I whisked up my pudding, threw it in the fridge to cool and quickly set out to make cookies because I was going to make banana pudding at midnight. I am so awesome all the time!